It’s enough that I spend most of my wakening life either on my cell phone, tablet and my Mac laptop, or should I just say I am hooked on the INTERNET? You would think that being at the age of seventy, I should either be swimming at my local La Fitness with many of my fellow old geysers, getting a job as a greeter at WalMart, or volunteer at hospital. Nope, I like to get up in the morning have a little bit of coffee, half of a banana , and a hard boiled, and power up my three electronic devices. I usually begin with my tablet, and play a little Candy Saga Crunch, it’s my new bowling league, cost me a few dollars each week, but at least I don’t have to rent someone else bowling shoes, at my age hauling a sixteen pound bowling ball, is no longer a treat, besides, I can brag that I reached level 1348 this week, maybe I can reach level 2000 and have that as my epitaph.
After my Candy Saga adventure, I go to my cell phone,check my messages, and then go to my audible library either on www.scrbd.com, or www.audible.com to listen to “Wall Street Journal”, and listen to a few listenings on “The New York Times”.Each month I try to listen to one of The New York Times Best Sellers, this month is John Grisham’s “The Whisper”.
Starting to get a little bit hungry, reach for some snacks before I see what’s on my Mac. Check my emails, [email protected], then go to my Facebook page at Howard Silvers, some postings, and birthday wishes, and maybe sneak in a couple more Candy Saga games, My Vegas, and QBet Casino. After that I check the stock market on Bloomberg, and Seeking Alpha. One day I am rich, the next is another story.
It’s lunch , and pill time. I wish someone would have warn me that the older you get the more pills that have to go into one’s body, oh yeah I already brushed my teeth, shaved and took a bath. fellow However I have a fellow seventy year old person that I have added to my daily ritual, President Donald J. Trump. To tell you the truth, I was not a really a Twitter person, but now I cannot get enough of “The Donald”, you never know what he is going to say, who is he targeting, and who is he going to piss off. Even right now as I am writing on my www.howiemaui.com blog, I see that President Trump just tweeted “Countries charge U.S. Companies taxes or tariffs while the U.S. charges them nothing or little. We should charge them Same as they charge us!” very cool to know the President is talking to me as his other 23.5M Tweeters, and not even costing him a single cent. Can you imagine how much money we could raise for health care each day if he had to pay a dollar to reach his 23.5M FELLOW TWEETERS, $165,000,000.00 a week for one Tweet, and $8.5Billion dollars for the whole year, wow, maybe we should make it mandatory that as President of the The United States, he must post at least fifty Tweets a day, that one way to come up with 400 Billion dollars to solve our health care problem. It sounds almost impossible, right, nope, if we put it to our elected officials that they do not pass our new Presidential Tweeter Bill, they will be required to pay one dollar for every Tweet, posting on Facebook, SnapChat or just sending or receiving an email, unless this bill gets passed.
For now I am going to enjoy my electronic toys, and most of all when I do go out, I can put my phone where it belongs. I am very contented that my cell phone, and President Donald J. Trump are in my back pants pocket.