I Wish I Was Popular On Twitter, 711 Followers.

Maybe you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, what I have been hearing through out my seventy year old life, but still I think that being an only child that I relish  the fact, that it is possible for an old goat like me to have a million followers, fat chance , I must be dreaming, I only have 711 followers, and yet I am following over 2500 Twitter accounts, and I have been trying hard every day, I have over 6800 tweets, and I need some help to play the Twiiter game.

I see so many offers, that I can buy Twitter followers, I don’t know if that is Kosher, and at my age, my income ain’t what it use to be, with the $3.00 monthly increase the government gave me on my Social Security, it’s not very much to even to buy a Chicago hot dog(no ketchup), but I can’t understand what I am doing wrong.

Maybe I should get rid of atlas half of my 2500 followings, I will have to keep Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, I wish Twitter had a delete button, just tell them the number you want to delete, and it’s done. I am not going to give up, but if there is anyone who can help me, please let me know.